Avast! Ye Ole Keytarist Wanted.

Crash Vinyl, in our continuing pursuit of awesomeness, has decided to bring a keytarist aboard. Don't think keytars are awesome? Look it up. I did. Check out the picture. Case closed.

So, keytarists and keytaristas and even keytards, if you can rawk hard and shred the ivories...er...plastic-ies... put down that "graphic novel" and let us hear from you.

If you also happen to be a swarthy pirate like whoever that is below, well, you're clearly out of our league. But, if you can pull yourself away from your maiden pillaging or whatever other awesome things you spend your days doing, we'd love to meet you in hopes of absorbing your rawk via osmosis or something.